Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Food...the good kind and catching up with fall in the Alps

Either on this forum or through emails to friends and colleagues or muttered under my breath in frustration...I have been semi-critical of some Swiss food...in particular our dinner selections.  While the food or meals look different at each meal, there is an unmistakable flavor of a 'meat', potato, and vegetable.  Invariably, the vegetable is peas...or is a vegetable melody that includes peas.  The regularity of the meal is making me highly irregular.  Where is the fiber in this country?  And don't make a comment at the end of this that fiber is in the peas.  Let me list off some other sources of fiber...lettuce, broccoli, fruit, celery, fruit, black beans, fruit, any raw vegetables, and fruit.  Peas?  We had them again tonight.  And the waiter placed them adjacent to the mash potatoes on the serving tray.  You all are a smart, perceptive audience...you know what happens when peas get rolled into mash potatoes.  Its not pretty.  By the time the second person is done serving themselves, there are exactly zero peas that have NOT made their way into the mash potatoes.  I like mash potatoes.  But its difficult to like something that may or may not contain the devil's veggie.  Imagine taking a bite out of mash potatoes and feeling something squishing between your teeth.  It might, in fact, be a pea.  Or it could be a fly or grub worm.  Who is to know?  What I do know is that peas should never be served to children in the morning, cold...as a follow-up to punishment from the night before when said child didn't eat said peas the first time.  


But all is not grim in Switzerland with respect to food.  I have tasted a number of recipes for potatoes that include cheese!  Sounds like something you'd find at the Wisconsin State Fair.  And I have found every bakery in town....and there are a few great ones. One has certainly risen to the top of my popularity list...based on presentation, customer service and prices.  I'm not even going to bore you with details...I am just going to include some photos so you can decide and so that you can be confident in knowing that I am not withering into bone and flesh.  Without further adiou...





  The top photo is of my selection...a cake that includes both pears and chocolate (leave it to a dessert to do the dirty work and get a fiber in a meal).   The rest of the photos are from various angles within the store.  If you see something you like...let me know...I will see about sending you a sample.  
Just so you know that I am not being overly dramatic...a meal from last week.  If you look closely, you will most certainly see a 'meat', a potato and a veggie.  


Fall is beginning to make an appearance here in Zermatt and the surrounding areas.  Everyday color changes can be seen in tree, grasses, hillsides and valleys.  I have been excited to see the fall changes here.  I think the change in fall colors we get every year helps to make fall my favorite season.  While I know that the intensity of the color change may not be like what is seen on the east coast, for me, there isn't a better time to be in Colorado.  Much of the same can be about Zermatt.  It has been warm...in high 60's, clear skies and colder nights.  All of the leaders and kids continue to wear shorts on their daily hikes and other afternoon activities.  

Today I joined DJ and 14 other kids for a four hour hike back to an area called Hidden Valley.  You will see in the following photos that some colors are changing, that DJ appears to be doing well and that Emme has immersed herself as much as she can into various curriculums.  I hope everyone is well....we miss you all.  Send cookies and....fiber.   Here are the pics....
 Father and son...its seems I hardly see him while we are here!

Long hikes with beautiful stops along the way...

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Bern...the Swiss Capitol and our first adventure!!

As you may know, the plan for Emme and I for these three months has been to participate in as much school-related activities during the week as possible.  On weekends, we have the option of further participation in school activities OR Emme and I have some flexibility in planning our own trips.  Well...we did it....we bit the bullet...took a leap of faith, stared the monster down, faced our fears, pissed into the wind.  Well...that last one is questionable.  But we did get out of town!  Just the two of us....with our shared piece of carry-on luggage, a bus pass and 50 Swiss Francs between us....ready to see what the great state...er....country of Switzerland had to offer.  Steppenwolf blaring loudly on our Ipods!  We set out to see what makes this country great!  From the windows of a training speeding at 50 mph we saw....
Emme...reading from her Kindle.  Seriously...who gave her this gift?  The kid won't talk to me!

What Emme lacked in observation I would surely make up for it in my keen awareness of nature, of science, of stuff.  Even at 50 mph, I had the attention span and focus of a night hawk.  I would see everything...right up to the...Tunnel!!  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lötschberg_Base_Tunnel
Great.  We are stuck in a tunnel that goes for god knows how long...and Emme has a light on her Kindle.  Great.  Suddenly, I become aware that I am turning into my son.  A slight, continuous movement...rhythmic almost, warm, comfortable...has someone sucked out my brains out of my head.  I am losing it....I can no longr covrse....drul covrs my chn.  I am asleep!

And woken again...when Emme shakes my knee and says "we are here".  I've just been roused from a coma.  I had some checking to do before we could move....passports- check, money/wallet-check, bags- check, hotel reservation and location- check, didn't wet myself on the train ride- check.  
Dude could jam...seriously!

Our officially city greeter could flat out play some tunes...a heavy scottish sound.  Very cool.  He played right in front of one of the large cathedrals in Bern...which happened to be right next to the bus station.  He had a lot of traffic.  Hopefully he made some money.  Let me me introduce you to some of the other folks who greeted us during our two day stint in lovely Bern....

Weird Uncle Sal...all the nieces and nephews hated him...could never keep his fly closed.
You all know this guy...sometimes referred to as JC

This guy hangs out at the bridge in Bern...creepy looking.  Obviously he is a 'hugger'.  Better to not make eye contact with him!

Put your hands together for E-M and the Greek Sunshine Band

This is Darius...I told him to get some clothes on and I might...consider letting him play in the band!

A beautiful setting, a beautiful girl and....holy crap, Emme, its our 3/9 bus!!

Can someone please tell me what this game is and how to play it?  These two city greeters had NO time for us on this day.  


Your two tour guides...

I promise you some serious writing will come of this trip.  Not serious that is the opposite of laughter and comedy...but rather serious from the standpoint of producing a writing sample that may or may not be thought-provoking or may share a little bit about me or what's going through my shaved head.  Speaking of shaved heads...guess how many men in Bern have my hair style.  If you guessed 0 or 1 you were correct.  I was it.  But some serious writing will come from this tomorrow after I have had a good night sleep.  Hope everyone is well.  Please send this blog out to your friends...I would love to see comments and see my "how many people visited this space" numbers go WAY up!!   

Thursday, September 22, 2011

The Ascent of the Breithorn...

I have read Into Thin Air.  I remember it being a book I had a difficult time putting down.  I have always been a fan of Jon Krakauer.  I liked his style of writing at a time when I was beginning to notice things like that.  A bit like paying attention to how a food is spiced I suppose.  Maybe it was just me growing up...probably.  But I liked the book.  I still have it.  It made it onto the shelve of books "that shall never be passed on".  Amen.  I also remember being very sure, after reading the book, that I never wanted to climb Everest.  I'm not afraid of physical challenges.  And I don't think I am afraid of climbing that mountain.  I just like living more than I like almost dying.  Family can do that to you.  I can surely appreciate the attraction that something like that has on people.  But I don't want to climb it.

Fast forward to September 20, 2011. No, I still have no interest in climbing Everest, K2 or any of the other ascents that make it on the cover of Outside magazine.  But my sense...my true appreciation for the effort and intensity that it takes to do something that has increased substantially.
The weather was beautiful the day the group headed up the mountain towards the Breithorn.  Out of respect to Edmund Hillary and the other 4,000 or so folks who have climbed Everest, it is important to note that Breithorn is about half as high as Everest.  It has a gondola that runs near its summit...maybe a 1,000 feet short.  If it wasn't covered with a glacier and snow, it might be an easy hike.  There is an observatory and a gift shop.  Everest...it is not. But for me at least...and maybe the majority of the 45 students and teachers...it was our Everest.  We all had to get fitted for crampons the day earlier.  The boots we wore were not the hiking boots that we purchased in Colorado. They were special 'stiff' boots used specifically for rock climbing.  I guess the Breithorn is a rock.  New boots in Zermatt cost up to 750.00.  I borrowed a pair from the school that were a size and half bigger than my shoe size.  Three pairs of socks didn't help.  All students and teachers were broken into about eight different groups, each with a trained leader.  Our leader was the Italian Marlboro man.  He was a mix of Fabio, Eddie Van Halen and Robert Plant.  All of us in our group dressed like we were venturing into the artic.  He dressed like he was heading to a singles bar on the back of a horse.  He actually lit up a cigarette on the top of the mountain...at almost 14,000 ft.  Fabio hooked us all up to the same rope, gave us some brief directions in a mix of broken English and Italian and lead us out the door toward the beginning.
Like dogs strung together for the Iditarod...

It didn't take long for me to realize that this afternoon's frolic in the snow was going to be tougher than I thought.  First of all, the optical illusion caused by blinding white snow and a bright sun was amazing.  What looked to be 100 meters away was actually a mile away.  What seemed flat was actually uphill.  And to me, it seemed logical that the crampons would go on as soon as our feet touched the snow.  How I think and how Fabio thinks...are not the same.  We walked about 45 minutes in snow that at times was crusty, at times was powder and at times was lumpy and bumpy like a rutted-out dirt road.  My size 11.5 boots and three pairs of socks were not getting me gracefully from point A to point B.  And Fabio was starting to get on my nerves.  He even scolded us at one point about how we should walk..."use short steps".  

Finally, we reached a designated point that all the groups stopped and put on their crampons.  They are oversized tire chains for boots...sharp metal spikes hanging down from a metal base.  And sharp enough to slice a hole in your ski pants...that occurred for me on about stride #10.  The crampons made an immediate impact.  Then the path went up.  And while the crampons continued to provide amazing help, they could do nothing to overcome the altitude or percent grade we were climbing.  "Dammit Fabio...put out the smoke...those of us in the back need some O...not CO".  
The march of the ants...

The climb began in earnest almost immediately.  Our eight groups traced the letter 'Z' up the hill.  The wind blew the snow around...sometimes up our noses and down our jackets.  If nothing else, the wind made it seemed like January 20th...not September 20th.  The climb required short, patient steps and a strong focus on putting your foot in the same spot as the person in front of you.  No sense plowing new ground when when that didn't have to be done!  The walk to the top took about an hour.  The last 20 meters or so were along the ridge line of the Breithorn.  That was a bit of a surprise.  Climbing up one side of the mountain...one might assume that the grade and terrain would be similar on the other side.  What the other side had was...nothing.  Just a straight drop towards the beautiful hamlet of Zermatt...and certain death.
The short, narrow ridge with the Matterhorn and France in the background...

We ended up eating lunch at the top.  It was hard to focus on food or eating when you had a 360 degree view of central Europe.  Italy to the south, France to the west and Switzerland to the North.  The old expression of "the world is a small place" disappeared from my head.  The world is huge...and I was sitting somewhere near the top and center of it.  

Our group is seen at the top.  This act in and of itself...standing and posing in the designated spot for a photo taken by your guide...seemed a bit touristy.  But who could care when the reaction of one of our teachers of above was shared by everyone who did the climb.  It was an awesome feeling knowing we all had just done that!!  And it was awesome knowing that the only direction we had to head now was....down.  


It was an amazing day.  It did nothing to make me want to climb the 'serious' mountains.  But it did provide me some motivation to challenge myself physically...to push myself.  Yeah...Switzerland is rubbing off on me and teaching me a thing or two.

More Videos...September 18 and 19 cont.

I am fairly certain that the last two videos didn't make it on the last blog...working on something technical after mid-night (hyphen) is useless, regardless of what continent you may be on. 

Emme and I head to Bern tomorrow for the weekend.  Bern is supposed to be an amazing city...museums, zoos, gardens, art galleries, etc.  For those of you who are geographically challenged...Bern is also the capitol of Switzerland...thought we'd grab a bite to eat with the dude in-charge (hyphen).  Another blog post will happen tonight.  I have to get photos out of our amazing ascent of the Breithorn and my most recent visit to a local bakery.  

Here are the missing videos....

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Day 11 & 12 September 18 and 19, 2011

From what I gather, the weather in Zermatt seems to be mirroring the weather of Colorado Springs.  The weather this weekend seemed very Colorado Springs-Fall-like (my goal today is to write as many hyphens into my story as-possible).  It rained or snowed most of the day on Saturday and followed up with some of the same on Sunday.  The snow levels dropped about a thousand feet on Sunday.  But the locals do know their weather.  A guy at an outdoor sports shop guaranteed me that we'd have sunshine all week and that our big climb on Tuesday would be greeted with some wind and bright-blue sunny skies.

So...everyday shots like this one- (hyphen)
Were replaced with shots like this one- (hyphen)
 So...I decided to step out of my comfort zone a bit.  Most of you know that I am painfully shy.  Puppies scare me and as a kid my parents made me wear a diaper to friends' birthday parties because popping balloons could make 'empty the tanks' quicker than a laxative bar.  The diaper was the only thing between me and kids who would have called me  "Triple-S" (Scott Shit his Shorts).  
Where was I going with this?  Oh yes...stepping out of my comfort zone.  I decided...with some help from Kris...to film pieces of Zermatt so that you can see where we live and what life is like here.  Believe me...Steven Spielberg won't be stealing this footage anytime soon.  If its boring...delete it and wait until the next blog.  Here goes nothing- (hyphen).


We were nominated for an Emmy for our script writing but were unable to be in LA for the show.  The town of Zermatt takes about 20 minutes to walk from one end to another.  It is built into a gorge so it is long and narrow.  There are two main east-west streets and both run by either the train station or a major gondola.  There are dozen's of narrow side streets where many of the locals live.
Finding a good -and inexpensive -bakery in this town is like finding an inappropriately-placed hyphen anywhere in this writing...it just doesn't happen-much.  But here is one of the favorites of the kids.  By the way...there is a Mc Donalds in town.  The kids in the program have been banned from going in there.  Serves all the same stuff.  But the prices are about double.  Anyway...the kids hit this bakery/ice cream job pretty much everyday.  
Dad...this next clip is for you in particular.  Filming this reminded me of some our summer trips through Nebraska when we'd stop the car, run through old cemeteries and try to knock over as many head stones as we could before we got hurt of before the county sheriff started shooting at us.  Those were good times!  
Even a clip for my dear friend Elaine...gardens still abound around here.  Beautiful flowers still hang off all decks and railings.  And the true locals in the towns have gardens.  So (hyphen, hyphen) without a further ado...a Zermatt garden.
By the way---I knew that was not an Iris---I know its a poppy.  I just couldn't believe they grew here.  Please excuse the rain on the camera in this next clip--that of my favorite street in Zermatt.  

One last clip to show...our version MTV Cribs....Zermatt Style!  I understand the camera can put on about 20 lbs on a person.  Well...it put on 30 on me because I've lost 10 since I've been here.  It helps to eat peas for dinner then throw them up later.



Saturday, September 17, 2011

Day 7 & 8 September 16 and 17, 2011

13 boys and 5 men...two days of flatulence and burping.  Our first hut trip!

There is no question that the men were full of flatulence.  Aren't we always?  Our 40+ year old bodies just don't seem to process the food like the kids these days.  While a bowl of pasta and red sauce may go down easy...especially after hiking for five hours and easily 5-6 miles to get to our high mountain hut...it's what the body does with that pasta and sauce that can be problematic later.  The picture above shows the kids eager to get moving...to get started on the adventure.  Not shown in this photo is four of the five men dealing with bowel/bladder related issues prior to leaving.  I was advised by my wife to take TP...just in case.  Mr. Justin Case showed himself the next day.  Thanks Kris.  

I like this kid...can you tell?

The first part of our journey to the hut was a relatively easy hike...it was actually one that I did and got lost on earlier in the week.  The day was warm, no breeze and no precipitation in the forecast for the next 24 hours.  The day was made perfect by the fact that I got to spend it with my son.  He is a leader...a talker...a supporter...a learner...a teammate.  He is getting everything from this program that we had hoped he would.  

The second part of our journey to the hut took a turn up...literally...about 25 feet beyond this photo.  Teasingly, the hut is perched high above the valley floor.  The is one way to get there....walk.

For some, this may be an optical illusion...this is not a flat road!

We had at least another mile or two of climbing...and about another 1,000 ft of elevation gain.  The adults in the group were all beginning warm up for their part in the Off Broadway classic, "Flatulence in my heart...flatulence in my pants".  (If you haven't seen yet...do so quickly.  People who don't get in are being sent to the "Book of Mormon" as a consolation prize).  The walk from this point took another couple of hours.  I'm not sure if continually seeing the hut made the walk harder or easier.  To me, it never seemed to get closer.  

The view from the trail...about half way to the hut.  

Most of the talking stopped during the last stretch of the hike.  Without question, this was a haul.  Good thing we had all the boys carry the food.  Speaking of food, dinner consisted of bread, pasta with red sauce and soup...all prepared by the owners of the hut.  By the way...the hut is closing its doors on Monday for the season and the owners are headed two places....to Octoberfest in Munich in October, then onto NYC in November.  They were excited to see the US and NY.  What great people they were...and what a nice 'hut' this was.  

Day Two's Goal...slightly right of the triangular peak just left of center...

What made day two so much fun was the fact that we spent the majority of time 'off' trail.  When you are hiking in a land that looks as if its a set in a Harry Potter movie...who needs trails?

One of the many streams we faced today that required strong leaping ability and a willingness to get wet

I don't think any of the kids got wet...but two of the adults did.  Yes, I would be one of those folks.  I put my foot on a wet rock not realizing that you could have ice skated on it.  Next thing I knew I am 15 meters down stream, slightly panicked because the hillside we were traversing was easily at a 75% angle.  For all I knew, I could have ended up in the Atlantic Ocean.  


Excuse me while I pose for a picture with my son....
The Flatulence-Free boys playing on the glacier....

At this point, we were really close to the summit of our day's climb.  Or at least I thought so.  False summits...they are a mean and cruel trick in the sport of cycling.  They can be equally painful and disconcerting in a long hike.  I may have begun to cuss about this time...nothing audible for the headmaster or kids to hear.  But just loud enough to convince myself that hiking was a BS sport for F%%$#& losers hell-bent on wasting their G@# D!@#$ money on equipment that may or may not make it through to the next season but surely smells after use one.  But I digress.  


The Summit...its all downhill from here...

The rest of the story is fairly nondescript.  The boys pointed their shoes down hill and almost made it to the gondola before the skies opened up with rain....almost.


I think Steve Earle said it best..."And the rain came down..."

I hope you all have a great weekend and great beginning to your work week.  Snow is supposed to make its arrival sometime this week in Zermatt followed by highs in the 50's.  Sounds a bit like the Springs.  We have trips scheduled for the next two weeks but Emme and I continue to make plans for some trips for just she and I...to Milan, to Saltzburg, to Prague.  I will let you know!  Thanks for reading.  

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Day 6- September 15, 2011

Beginning with the end...

I took a grand total of 49 pictures today.  Some were of the town of Zermatt from above as we climbed higher and higher towards the base of the Matterhorn.  Some were of the Matterhorn itself.  It is an unique mountain...a thumb sticking out of the Alps.  It clearly looks like nothing else in the world.  Some photos were of the kids as they/we climbed back and forth along the switchbacks towards the top.  And other photos were of the glaciers and surrounding peaks...taken as I stopped with kids to catch my breath or let the lactic acid drain from my legs.  But as I reviewed the pictures, I couldn't help but be struck by a photo taken towards the end of the climb...one of the last ones taken today. This photo magically summarizes why I am here...why we are here.  My son and I are standing...smiling...embracing at the base of the Matterhorn!  What more needs to be said?  I have climbed Mont Ventoux and Col du Galibier on my bike.  And while both of those events were tougher than today's hike, none have the place in my heart like today does...simply because of a picture...because of a moment between a father and son...because we are together.  

So what's the message?  Take some photos!  Take a risk!  Be in the moment!  Smile!  Seek success!  Celebrate when you reach the summit!  Love life!

I did take 48 other pictures today.  I won't bore you with all of them.  Here are a few for you to enjoy.  In the meantime, I am done writing for the day...I want to enjoy the picture of me and my son!

A little over half way there...

No whiners and no quitters today...everyone did great!

Aren't the Swiss thoughtful...a ramp when we so desperately needed one!

The town of Zermatt as seen from a four hours and a few kilometers away!  

The Matterhorn is beautiful...please check out the following links to see and learn about what we get to see everyday!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matterhorn